‘Oh, a Christmas message from Santa Paws? Ah, well, I don’t know. Could I sing? Something like Deck the Howls? No. Look, just give me the ham and let me water the tree that would be fine. No chance? Look, I’ll pose with this stupid hat, you give me three treats and we’re square. Otherwise I’ll nip you on the butt. How’s that?”
Merry Christmas from him. And Merry Christmas from us.